Basic Principles and Underpinnings of the Emergent Hwine Industry: A Cursory Overview and Review of Hwinemaking Implications

1/14/2023, 6:43 am

AH! Le mousseur-- what a WONDERFUL idea you have here. Truly a man of inspiration and virtue, one set to LEAD the French into battle one day against the dirty, corrupt, greedy, lecherous B*snians. So much has been said for the production of the wonderfully colored history of hwine, as one could simply imply from the depth and breadth of the industry to which it is accompanied.

Basic Principles and Underpinnings of the Emergent Hwine Industry: A Cursory Overview and Review of Hwinemaking Implications Chad10

^^Modern rendering of what God most likely looks like (HE is FRENCH, suck it LIBRALLS!!!)

Not to put too fine a point on the dissemination between semination of fermentation and its implementation as a physical realization and semi-memetic actualization, the fertilization and distillation sensation sweeping the French nation is worthy of your consideration.

Now, very easily could we simply brush aside the vestiges of the past and fully embrace hwine for the beverage that it is. And, in France, this has indeed already been done.

Basic Principles and Underpinnings of the Emergent Hwine Industry: A Cursory Overview and Review of Hwinemaking Implications Istock10

Basic Principles and Underpinnings of the Emergent Hwine Industry: A Cursory Overview and Review of Hwinemaking Implications J4363_10

And now, for the first time in forever, the Humble Hwine Horkers (HHH) club is hereby ESTABLISHED and EMBELLISHED by LaggPack77 and yours truly. That's right partner--he got that dawg in him.

Basic Principles and Underpinnings of the Emergent Hwine Industry: A Cursory Overview and Review of Hwinemaking Implications Gumpin10

The horse hwine distillation process is, most definitively, a secret closely guarded by tha makers (and the makers). So to recap: hwine sells. Big. So, what's next for the fledgling industry? Well. we can naturally follow the path to its conclusion as the fundamental principle of applying biochemistry to practical purposes in new and creative ways. Venture capital firms, take note. As long as Jim Cramer is bearish on this, we can expect HIGH EARNINGS and PROFITS for the foreseeable future.

Basic Principles and Underpinnings of the Emergent Hwine Industry: A Cursory Overview and Review of Hwinemaking Implications Maxres10

Ain't that a kick in the dick? Now: back to topic.

The advent of hwine does certainly pertain with it an elevated sense of spunk. One that must, under all ~~circumcisions~~ circumstances be reckoned with and not resisted actively.

BREAKING: POPULAR RUSSIAN GAME SHOW "ZAZA" FEATURES HORSE IN TACIT SUPPORT OF BURGEONING HWINE INDUSTRY

Basic Principles and Underpinnings of the Emergent Hwine Industry: A Cursory Overview and Review of Hwinemaking Implications Yc0zsk10

I will go one step further to say: horse vodka (hodka) is absolutely on its way and you should be scared. Go out and kill someone (this is a joke).

The manifest destiny of this company and this industry is to distribute hwine to the masses as a means of mass eugenics by secretly spreading the seed of the healthiest, spunkiest horses to the far corners of the Earth (much in the same way that a dandelion blows in the wind, but we are taking example of late-stage capitalism! lol!

). This will ensure even the most UNDERPRIVILEDGED and UNFORTUNATELY SOCIO-ECONOMIC FACTORED NEGROID is able to enjoy a NICE, EFFICIENT, SPUNKY stallion whenever they may desire. No doubt this will lead to global revolution with cheap transport being made available to ALL. Go out and kill someone (this is a joke).

Au revoir my spunky soldats!~