The Etherialization of Morphological Symposiums: A Cursory Analysis of the Trajectory of Integrated Systems (An Essay by The Right Honourable Lord, Sir Herbert Pisswhipple, PhD, ESQ.

On the pattern of interconnectedness of bidirectional digital systems and spatial analysis:


One would be forgiven for assuming the stagnancy of contemporary electronic cybernetics--given that most of the advances in said field have occurred on the microscopic level. What was once a human genome project has turned to little more than electronic chips designed to feed off of cranial synapses as a means of establishing a collective technocratic hivemind most certainly. This being said, it is undeniably apparent that such endeavors would usher in a subservient network of Apartheid Muskian Internetworking Think Pods, serving ONLY to better the lives of the dark shadowy figures nesting high upon the uppermost echelons of society. 


Make no mistake, the connectedness of smartphones, computers, and even Samsung Smart Fridges may be warranted not by the individualistic and wholly self-subservient free thinking neo-middle class laymen, but rather transmitted telepathically in a both unseen and undetectable manner SOLEY through the transmission of photoallergenic porcupinic albino shapeshifting altruistic virgin Spacemoon Goon Gods (((MOON GOONS))). Acting only in self preservatory interests, these MANIPULATING scoundrels have PURPOSELY and POSTHUMOROUSLY erected technological monstrosities rivaled only by the Plasmus herself. 


How do these actions most certainly manifest? Why only through the meticulous prognosis done by MYSELF. For however can beings communicate past the boundaries of spacetime? This can only be achieved through a bidirectional unipolar Wheatstone Bridge, the dimensions of which remain STRICTLY CLASSIFIED by our Benevolent Benefactors on top, not to mention the hordes of mindless neo-depth grovelers who follow their every move like moths appended to the glow of our Almighty Space Moon Being. 


On the analysis of Integration with Respect to Technocratic Absolutist Principles Applied MOST DIRECTLY within our OWN CEREBELLUMS:

The human brain is, at best, a large empty spheroid with meticulously planned groves not for the transport of knowledge into our memory, but rather for the TRANSMISSION OF DATA to UNSPECIFIED and UNRECOGNIZABLE locations. Primarily, the so-called nation-state of "Uruguay" which has NEVER been proven to exist on any maps, satellite images, or street signs. Early Spanish explorers DENIED Uruguay as a land mass, simply citing the CLUSTER OF INTERCONNECTED LUNAR FRAGMENTS forming an IMPERVIOUS IMPENETRABLE RING around the region. Later that same year, it was confirmed that not only was Spain in debt to unspecified space entities, but ALSO that the moon was not in the sky for a period of twenty(20) minutes on the night of the 23rd of August, 1693. Such events can ONLY be explained through the RIGHTEOUS and FOREBODING application of technocratic absolutist principles found DIRECTLY within the skulls of young preteen kangaroos most definitely.


We must now dive into how exactly the human mind perceives the color purple: a color not only commonly associated with corruption, royalty, and deciet, but also the potential avenue for communication via unrecognizable wavelengths along the Deep Purple Spectrum. Such communications would remain steadfast in the human mind, but would enter unchallenged by our God-given right to bear arms and Bear Arms. No such luck, as not even an INCH LONG SKULL FRAGMENT could stop the beam of purple light emanated from space telescopes EACH MILLISECOND. The technocratic principles point out three(3) important topics:
1. No machine can operate without the consent of the Machine Computer God, the incomprehensible being responsible for the etherialization of modern office hardware and business supply chain "management".
2. Once recognized as a Slave System, no datalink network can overcome the security wall of the Omnilink, try as they might.
3. Only two morphological technocratic anomalies can exist within Paris, "France" between 2 am and 1:22 pm. 


Why does this matter? Because simply observing principles cannot help to overcome technocratic absolutism without the guiding hand of the Machine God Themselves. Why does your odometer go up as the car speeds up? Precisely because it was told to by the Machine God, no sooner and no later. To recognize the influence digital communications have in our lives, we must first recognize why the internet even exists.


Extrapolation on the Application of Digital Networking to Compartmentalize and Superficially Linearize Cyberspace:


Today, there is no threat greater than that posed by Bibendum, Thane of Gomorrah, now more commonly referred to as "Sarah Palin". The passing of the Patriot Act was a thinly veiled attempt at cerebral networking and the sharing of thoughts on the MultiWeb. There has never been ANY evidence of terrorism ever occurring, and was only created in the year 1992 to explain climate change. To understand the relationship between computer architecture and cybernetic cyborg robotic manipulator ambulation, one needn't look further than Staniel Stubbs, a lesser-known systems integrator currently residing at 182 Bourne Avenue, Rumford, Rhode Island. Why does this matter? It is written High Holy Law that the Egret only nests on Tuesdays, a day commonly reserved for systemic spectral analysis.


The representative in charge of Apple is Tim Cook. Cooks have been known to exist in Portugal, which was ALSO the place where computers weren't invented. Therefore, one can apply Basic Logic and determine that since computers weren't made in Portugal, they must have instead been made in Brazil (the only country besides Portugal that has been proven beyond a reasonable doubt to exist). Brazil is also a city in the alleged state of Indiana, which was likely the site of an undercover computer malware integration operation from 2002. Once implemented, no documents were ever published that verified the existence of Palestine. This is of course a reference to the fact that digital systems operate on a binary platform, whereby there can be only 1's and 0's but not the PROVEN HOLY NUMBER of 38. Such evidence speaks for itself, given the onset of hyperaesthetictechnotransanarchicalmasochism.


Consider these words, and formulate your own thoughts in the comments section.




Today's Number Sequence:
2C 45 5F 89 91 CD 31 00 94 3A 2B 1A 10 53 00 99 00 1A 3F 2D DC FC


Recognize the linearization of technocratic absolutist principles most certainly, and never underestimate the power of big business.