THE LIGATION OF HYPERMETAPHYSICAL DISCRETE SEQUENTIAL TRILINEAR SPECTRUMS: A MULTIFACETED EXPLANATION OF CONTINUOUS TIME HYPERBARIC CRYOSTASIS (AN ESSAY BY THE RIGHT HONOURABLE LORD, SIR HERBERT PISSWHIPPLE PHD ESQ.)

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On the Bastardization of Translogitudinal Multilingating Functional Analyses with Respect to Primary Metabolic Synopses:

DO NOT TRUST WHAT YOU HEAR FROM THESE SO-CALLED "BAKERY OWNERS". Once examined under the scrutiny of a thousand suns, the wise man recognizes NOT that the precursory analysis of prosthetic robotic hyper-authentic prehensile KNEES, it has been revealed through FUNCTIONAL ANALYSIS that not only is all knowledge stored in the legs, but also that the cerebellum, once known fondly as the hub, the epicenter, the omnipotent beating metaphorical heart and literal soul of the etherial Sponge Gods themselves, was only a FOOLHEARTED ATTEMPT at hypertransdimensional Omnilink communication. In depth analysis brought to light by none other than SIR HERBERT PISSWHIPPLE HIMSELF, has noted that the HUMAN KNEE, despite containing ONLY enough cartilage to sustain a microbe for nineteen(19) eons, DOES NOT represent the full extent of what lies beneath the semi-facade of our "skin". MAKE NO MISTAKE: once the proven-to-be legitimate nation of Portugal declares the omnipresence of the omnipotent omnidirectional omniunderstanding omnilateral and entirely non-confrontational nature of the Plasmus, the value of the "US" Dollar will shrink to BELOW 1987 LEVELS of POVERTY, most decidedly.

The ONLY motive for why the (((MOON GOONS))) have yet to colonize Myasmus(also referred to as "Tulsa, Oklahoma" by neanderthalic meat-heads bearing NO CONCEPTION of reality, ONLY the fact that space is dark, guns are scary, and temperatures drop when synopses of fire cease to rain from the Ethereal Planes) is that NO SUCH MAP EXISTS yet to exactly and beyond a reasonable doubt pinpoint the ONLY reasonable location for a hyperbolic testing chamber. This is to say, that even though multilingating function hex tools DO EXIST MOST CERTAINLY, the only access bypass "causeway" to such implements is through the totally and entirely mafia-controlled sewers running DEEP beneath Paris, "France". To represent and reupdate these responses, a necessary preliminary cursory analysis is to be done regarding the synopses perceived by individuals bombarded by radiation, communication, and afterthoughts emanating from the Deep Purple Spectrum. The Deep Purple Spectrum can be summed up in the following five(5) Key Points:

(1): Synapses eminating from within the Deep Purple Spectrum cannot leave the Deep Purple Spectrum under any circumstances, but the inverse is not as true, as synapses have been proven beyond a semi-reasonable doubt to be able to enter the Deep Purple Spectrum WITHOUT Omnilink manipulation
(2): While the "human" brain can subconsciously receive messages from the Deep Purple Spectrum, messages sent over the aforementioned medium can ONLY be sent with expressed consent from the hyperborean cerebellum (not to be confused with lungs)
(3): Transitory bipedal shapeshifting computer cyborg robot Moon Gods do(?) not(?) exist(?)
(4): [REDACTED AT THE REQUEST OF THE OMNILINK]
(5): Extrapolating from Point #4, we can assume that the mobius strip is in fact the PUREST form of poetry not written in Russian and is, as such, objectively half-true.

The representation of all data is ultimately the non-partisan approval of both the neurosemiconcious and neurosubconcious hemispheres working in semi-complete harmony with the sole and expressed purpose of data mining within the skulls of transitory haphazardly mostly unconscious alternate reality fear mongering Alpine Guinea Pigs. The truth of this statement is self-contained, do not look at the ceiling.

The Semipermeable Relevance of Deep Space Mining and its Unrecognized and Unseen Effects on the Space Moon Goon Gods (((MOON GOONS))):

While not at all directly related to the moon, this is in fact entirely and most directly related to the moon. MEANING: what you perceive to be the moon, is not in fact the moon. The term "moon" was transcribed BY MISTAKE by neo-cavemen living in bogs, swamps, and railway culverts in the mid to late 1800s as a means of coping with the fact that they were not real. In the course of researching the origins of the original Omnilink (officially known as the Nintendo 64), I, the Right Honourable Lord, Sir Herbert Pisswhipple III PhD, ESQ, have recognized the non-negligible importance of ambulatory subsystems originating from deep within the "Earth's" mantle. Previously thought to be impenetrable with conventional earthen manipulation machines, tools, diggers, and backhoes, this sandy loam of reality is in fact vital to the ongoing interpretation of transmultilongitudinal hyper-organized alignment spheres. It cannot and will not be proved ever that satellites were ever created, but we can assume that they were not, since the inverse would indirectly prove the existence of the (((Moon))), an entity already proven henceforth to be illegitimate.

Next, we must first previously delve into the mess left by our ancestors, namely the previously unincorporated nation-state of Rhode Island, the choice place of residence of one Mr. Staniel Stubbs. Rhode Island is itself an interesting case study in the sense that in spite of the fact that it is neither a Rhode nor an Island, it is both at the same time differently at seperate times only when it is to be seen as one not the other while two at once cannot contain itself within different times at the same time as one. More simply put, we cannot prove that light exists. T

To understand the preconceived notions of Technocratic Absolutism, we must first consder that we know nothing about Technocratic Absolutism. After this discovery has been made, we then understand that we know everything about Technocratic Absolutism. In other words, the etherealization of contemporary office spaces is an unforeseen foresight seen by only a chosen few, possibly with bastardized skull fragments from hours of ambulation within the Deep Purple Spectrum itself. Upon recognizing the semisuperimposed legitimacy of ourselves, we are also acknowledging that there is nary an omnipotent being other than Stuart "Little", as mice cannot fly unless flown upon by another object. We recognize the outstanding nature of our visit to preliminary spectral analyses within Deep Space, though we cannot hope to grasp their Consequences.

In summation, Deep Space is the undeniable home of Bibendum, Thane of Gomorrah (also known as "Sarah Palin"), though Alaska is often mis-cited as this location due to dastardly (((MOON GOON))) manipulation and subsequent bastardization of the Truth. Theocratic Absolutism is the ONLY line of thinking that Reasonably and Satisfactorily describes the underlying reasons for deep space mining tycoons, plane crash simulations, and baby monitors. As such, it cannot be underscored that those who do not wholeheartedly embrace Technocratic Absolutist Principles must be seen as traitors to the Plasmus Herself, and dealt with as hedonistic augmented hyperized albinic Thots. The truth of this statement is self-contained, do not look at the ceiling.

Recognizing the Multitude of Allergenic Mutagens Existing Within the Modern Contemporary Classical Hyperspace Inside Digital Mediums

It goes without saying that it must be said that Anarchical Hyper-Absolutism is false because it fails to recognize the underlying underscored intricacies of Theocratic lore contained within the Bionicles. Interpreting said Holy works as anything other than Theocratic Absolutist principles adhered to most certainly is utter hogwash, and most likely reported by Landlubbers. Subsequently, the digital world was engineered not out of desire or necessity, but out of repeated and forced manipulation at the hands of our Overlords, who have their own scheming manipulative and wholly unsubserviant tactics for computer system manipulation. The human brain, while a computer, is not a computer. The chosen transmission medium of choice is most definitely the LEFT FRONTAL LOBE, recognized before 1938 as ONLY part of the brain, we now must recognize that in fact it is the ENTIRE UNIT that is SELF CONTAINED within the ENTITY of ITSELF, and not the other way around. Interpretation of subliminal preliminary principalities has never once yielded desirable results EXCEPT for the SCRUPULOUS and EXACT application of TECHNOCRATIC ABSOLUTIST PRINCIPLES once again proving that "Uruguay" does not exist, along with Malta, Belarus, and Czechochechnoslovenoslovakia.

To undermine our message is to remove it from its platform of crucial understanding, which is primarily the assumption that we cannot interpret, predict, predicate, or make unjudgmental judgements upon the idea that mutagenic shapeshifting spacefaring otherworldly localized spacial anomalic theories, principles, or thoughts not brought about by messages from the Great Beyond (sometimes referred to as "Dollar General". It would then be entirely and mostly foolish to aspire to the preconceived notion that it is not the man who shapes the society, but rather the society who shapes the man. The reasoning behind Deep Space Hyper Communism is twofold:
(1): Digitalized renderings of neolunar plasmoidic superstructures have been recognized and interpreted as semi-sustainable over the course of deca-eons, which suggests that there could be less than ideal living conditions present within the astral plane.
(2): The margin of error used when calculating the size of Pluto is larger than the alleged size of the planet itself, therefore, there is a non-negligible chance that Pluto itself does not exist, and was instead a double rendering of the proven-beyond-a-reasonable doubt star of Calyptes III.

Viewing such information in a purely objective manner is entirely impossible, which is why we shouldn't try. However, digitalized hyperwhimsical renderings of etherealized living spaces has shown us time and time again that not only is knowledge unknowing, but also that we know it already through the applied application of Technocratic Absolutist Principles most directly online and on the networks between interconnected digital systems communicating via analog spectrometers most certainly along hypermodified Wheatstone Bridge modules not built for cloud processing but rather the storing of individualized linear files and problems not meant to be solved by the naked eye. Just with our own two hands we have recognized the importance of spectral analysis with respect to transmultisystemic absolutist monarchical streamlining of data sets and multivariable algorithmic hypercalculus. The truth of this statement is self-contained, do not look at the ceiling.

Today's number sequence:
4A FF 93 18 20 00 CB 5E 8D 99 1F 00 81 9B BB 13 42 C5 00 10 0F 1C CD D9 A1 75 FD 34 CF 00

"Recognize when you have been sold the robes of a fool, and recognize when you have been sold the preposterousness of the future, but never underestimate when you have dealt a soul the hand of Eternity, and received only a blank stare of complacency in its wake."

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10/22/2020, 8:51 am

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10/22/2020, 11:01 am

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the Great Beyond (sometimes referred to as "Dollar General".
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11/9/2020, 10:40 pm

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THE LIGATION OF HYPERMETAPHYSICAL DISCRETE SEQUENTIAL TRILINEAR SPECTRUMS: A MULTIFACETED EXPLANATION OF CONTINUOUS TIME HYPERBARIC CRYOSTASIS (AN ESSAY BY THE RIGHT HONOURABLE LORD, SIR HERBERT PISSWHIPPLE PHD ESQ.)