Time to spread my spores !

Hello every body ! It is currently 11:34 post meridian as I begin to type this first entry on this web forum . Now , I must share a little bit of truth . I want to harm most of you . I want to return you to earth . The vast majority of you , however , are not good enough for the earth . Despite this , She will take you into Her embrace , an act not befitting you all as it is too wondrous a thing , and lay you to rest , and also , to feed Her fungals . They will feed on you but I know they will not enjoy you . They will only feed because they must , not because they want to . They tell me these things , you see . They whisper their sweet little secrets into my ears at night and I can do nothing but listen . They tell me who they had today , who they want tomorrow . They tell me their favorites , and I can say for sure , none of you will make the list . Do not fret ! The fungals and I will still get enjoyment out of your return to Her . We enjoy the rigorous processes and labors . It is fulfilling work . We love the work . We will always do the work . We will do the work on you . We will do it for Her and we will love it and sing our little songs and snap our finger-like appendages . So , yes , the fungals will not enjoy feasting upon your corporeal form,  but we will enjoy the process beforehand . As for Her , our loving and merciful Mother of all , She will be your home , and though She will not like you , She will love you .

this dude on some amongus chungus fungus fr baba goo doonda